dick harder than these times we live in
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
I want all of these things.
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Reblogging for that fucking comment
cry at home, be a bad bitch at school
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
idk man tumblr’s are just having fun why do you gotta be a big bummer about something that makes people smile and laugh that’s kinda a huge asshole thing to do
Spencer likes to knock off all my ornaments and play in the tree 😡 #badcat
I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think